i’m killing time while i do laundry. boredom brings out the meme-fiend in me.
\nYou have just won one million dollars:
\n1. Who do you call first?<\/b> mom!
\n2. What is the first thing you buy for yourself?<\/b> it’s a toss-up. do i buy the digital slr camera so i can take pictures of the experience or just go ahead and buy that sexy mazda protege3 sport?<\/b> i’ll flip a coin.
\n3. What is the first thing you buy for someone else?<\/b> i’d buy mom a condo.
\n4. Do you give any away? If yes, to whom?<\/b> mom, dad, meghan, heather, jeremy (although, the latter three will probably get spoiled with stuff, rather than just cash), spca, disease charities (ms, diabetes, cancer).
\n5. Do you invest any? If so, how?<\/b> half of it goes into investments to provide a lifetime income. that way i won’t ever have to work again if i don’t want to. i won’t be living high on the hog, but i won’t have housing\/debt expenses, either.<\/p>\n
i’m killing time while i do laundry. boredom brings out the meme-fiend in me. You have just won one million dollars: 1. Who do you call first? mom! 2. What is the first thing you buy for yourself? it’s a toss-up. do i buy the digital slr camera so i can take pictures of the …<\/span> Read More →<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1827","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-meme"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1827","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1827"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1827\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1827"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1827"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1827"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nthis one i stole from my favourite jodi<\/a> in the whole wide world.
\n1. Your name spelled backwards.<\/b> nagol nonnahs rehtaeh
\n2. Where were your parents born?<\/b> mom: saskatchewan, dad: ontario
\n3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?<\/b> mozilla 1.6
\n4. What’s your favorite restaurant?<\/b> the keg.
\n5. Last time you swam in a pool?<\/b> um. probably highschool, but i can’t honestly remember.
\n6. Have you ever been in a school play?<\/b> twice. once in kindergarten (playing a cat in some hallowe’en-ish play), once in tenth grade (playing the fat crazy girl in david & lisa<\/i>).
\n7. How many kids do you want?<\/b> none.
\n8. Type of music you dislike most?<\/b> anything the annoying neighbour upstairs is playing while i’m trying to sleep\/watch tv\/do homework.
\n9. Are you registered to vote?<\/b> probably.
\n10. Do you have cable?<\/b> yup.
\n11. Have you ever ridden on a moped?<\/b> no, but i did ride on a mini-dirt bike. i managed to flip it and fall off in 3.2 seconds.
\n12. Ever prank call anybody?<\/b> yup
\n13. Ever get a parking ticket?<\/b> nope
\n14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?<\/b> absolutely.
\n15. Furthest place you ever traveled.<\/b> which is further: hawaii or tennessee?
\n16. Do you have a garden?<\/b> no, but i have two violets which won’t die.
\n17. What’s your favorite comic strip?<\/b> rose is rose
\n18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?<\/b> yup. and i still get choked up every time i sing along to it.
\n19. Bath or Shower, morning or night?<\/b> shower, but only because i don’t have a bathtub. mornings.
\n20. Best movie you’ve seen in the past month?<\/b> the photographer<\/i>
\n21. Favorite pizza topping?<\/b> pineapple
\n22. Chips or popcorn?<\/b> chips
\n23. What color lipstick do you usually wear?<\/b> chapstick, but if i do wear lipstick it’s usually in a neutral\/purple shade. i think i look stupid in pinks.
\n24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells?<\/b> i didn’t inhale.
\n25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?<\/b> uh, no.
\n26. Orange Juice or apple?<\/b> oj, baby..
\n27. Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where did you dine?<\/b> out to dinner? my dad and uncle cliff for dad’s birthday. we went to kelsey’s.
\n28. Favorite type chocolate bar?<\/b> coffee crisp.
\n29. When was the last time you voted at the polls?<\/b> the last provincial election. two years ago, i think.
\n30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?<\/b> sometime last summer.
\n31. Have you ever won a trophy?<\/b> does a plaque count?
\n32. Are you a good cook?<\/b> yup.
\n33. Do you know how to pump your own gas?<\/b> yup.
\n34. Ever order an article from an infomercial?<\/b> yup. susan powter is hard to resist.
\n35. Sprite or 7-up?<\/b> sprite, if i can’t have diet pepsi.
\n36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work?<\/b> yup. i still have it, too.
\n37. Last thing you bought at a pharmacy?<\/b> um, probably the muscle relaxants i had when i fell down and hurt my back two years ago.
\n38. Ever throw up in public<\/b>? just once..
\n39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love?<\/b> millionaire.
\n40. Do you believe in love at first sight?<\/b> absolutely.
\n41. Ever call a 1-900 number?<\/b> i don’t recall.
\n42. Can ex’s be friends?<\/b> sometimes, but not often.
\n43. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital?<\/b> my mom.
\n44. Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby?<\/b> yup.
\n45. What message is on your answering machine?<\/b> i don’t remember, but whatever it is, its due for a change.
\n46. What’s your all time favorite Saturday Night Live Character?<\/b> mr. robinson!
\n47. What was the name of your first pet?<\/b> cuffy
\n48. What is in your purse?<\/b> digital camera, uncharged cell phone, wallet, sucrets, my sexxy fountain pen, purple pen, mechanical pencil, two kleenex, five q-tips, half a roll of rolaids, three pieces of extra gum, one hair elastic, six assorted hair clips, two rolls of mint lip balm
\n49. Favorite thing to do before bedtime?<\/b> uh, *blush*
\n50. What is one thing you are grateful for today?<\/b> my friends.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"