{"id":1838,"date":"2004-02-11T08:21:21","date_gmt":"2004-02-11T08:21:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=1838"},"modified":"2004-02-11T08:21:21","modified_gmt":"2004-02-11T08:21:21","slug":"sometimes_i_eve","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/sometimes_i_eve\/","title":{"rendered":"sometimes i even impress myself"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>as we waited for the food to arrive and the drinks to be replenished, our attention was drawn towards the table the by the window.<br \/>\n&#8220;could they possibly be?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;no&#8230;&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;yes, they are!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;don&#8217;t stare.  they&#8217;ll get upset.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;they&#8217;re out in public, they should be expecting an audience.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;can you believe it?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;what are they doing now?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;no!  yes, they are!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;they&#8217;re making quite the spectacle of themselves.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;wouldn&#8217;t you, though?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;well, yes, maybe.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;that one doesn&#8217;t look like he belongs. he&#8217;s cute, though.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;you think so?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;sure, why not?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;well&#8230; oh, wait!  there they go again!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;again?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;yeah, can you believe it?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;you&#8217;ve got to be kidding!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;oh, wait, look, here it comes.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;whoa!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;wow, that&#8217;s impressive.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;aww, they&#8217;re leaving.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;no!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;damn, that was fun.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;yeah, better than a dinner show.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>as we waited for the food to arrive and the drinks to be replenished, our attention was drawn towards the table the by the window. &#8220;could they possibly be?&#8221; &#8220;no&#8230;&#8221; &#8220;yes, they are!&#8221; &#8220;don&#8217;t stare. they&#8217;ll get upset.&#8221; &#8220;they&#8217;re out in public, they should be expecting an audience.&#8221; &#8220;can you believe it?&#8221; &#8220;what are they <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/sometimes_i_eve\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1838","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1838","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1838"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1838\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1838"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1838"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1838"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}