{"id":1885,"date":"2004-04-27T09:20:13","date_gmt":"2004-04-27T09:20:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=1885"},"modified":"2004-04-27T09:20:13","modified_gmt":"2004-04-27T09:20:13","slug":"how_romantic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/how_romantic\/","title":{"rendered":"how romantic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>him1:  I want you to promise to marry me if you&#8217;re not hitched by 40.<br \/>\nhim1:  I promise I&#8217;ll move anywhere.<br \/>\n<i>her:  where has all this come from?<\/i><br \/>\nhim1:  Maybe the heart.. maybe the groin..  who can say?<br \/>\nhim1:  <humps your leg>  &#8220;yeah, baby! trivialise this!&#8221;<br \/>\nhim1:  Am I coming out to see you this summer?<br \/>\n<i>her:  are you medicated?<\/i><br \/>\nhim1:  Is that a yes?  It doesn&#8217;t sound like a yes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>him1: I want you to promise to marry me if you&#8217;re not hitched by 40. him1: I promise I&#8217;ll move anywhere. her: where has all this come from? him1: Maybe the heart.. maybe the groin.. who can say? him1: &#8220;yeah, baby! trivialise this!&#8221; him1: Am I coming out to see you this summer? her: are <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/how_romantic\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1885","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1885","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1885"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1885\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1885"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1885"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1885"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}