{"id":1899,"date":"2004-04-28T12:58:42","date_gmt":"2004-04-28T12:58:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=1899"},"modified":"2004-04-28T12:58:42","modified_gmt":"2004-04-28T12:58:42","slug":"get_me_while_im","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/get_me_while_im\/","title":{"rendered":"get me while i&#8217;m hot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>him2: If you&#8217;re not married by the time you&#8217;re 39, will you marry me?<br \/>\n<i>her:  heh.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>her:  bidding war!<\/i><br \/>\nhim2: I said 39 tho. which means you&#8217;d be married before 40!<br \/>\n<i>her:  which means i couldn&#8217;t marry him1.<\/i><br \/>\nhim2: Yup.<br \/>\nhim2: Tell him sorry, you&#8217;re marrying me instead!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>him2: If you&#8217;re not married by the time you&#8217;re 39, will you marry me? her: heh. her: bidding war! him2: I said 39 tho. which means you&#8217;d be married before 40! her: which means i couldn&#8217;t marry him1. him2: Yup. him2: Tell him sorry, you&#8217;re marrying me instead!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1899","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1899","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1899"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1899\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1899"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1899"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1899"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}