as you get older, your priorities change. hence my new perfect man:<\/p>\n
has not spent time in a mental institution.<\/i>
\nthis isn’t to say that people who have spent time in such places are wholly unworthy life companions, but they do tend to bring along an extra element of baggage that, honestly, i just don’t have the energy to deal with any more.<\/p>\n
has a car.<\/i>
\ni’m not materialistic. i won’t snub a guy because his car is crappy, but owning a car shows a certain level of responsibility that i’m looking for in a partner.<\/p>\n
has a job. <\/i>
\nagain, he doesn’t have to make shitloads of money, but he does have to get up and go to work most every day. again, this shows a certain level of responsibility which is desirable in a mate.<\/p>\n
laughs.<\/i>
\nhe knows humour. not just “knock, knock” or blonde joke humour, either. he sees the irony and entertainment in everyday life. he’s quick and quirky and, most of all, laughs at my jokes. even when they’re horrible.<\/p>\n
likes kissing just as much as making love.<\/i>
\nokay, so i stole this line from an episode of witchblade<\/i>, but it’s completely perfect. sometimes, i’d rather kiss for two hours with all my clothes on than do anything else. he’s got to, too.<\/p>\n
is curious about the world.<\/i>
\nhe has to wonder about things. curiosity is a function of intelligence. if he’s interested in figuring things out, then he’s got an agile mind and smart men are sexier than anything else.<\/p>\n
lives no further than two hours (by car) away.<\/i>
\nthis one is courtesy of my jeremy. he’s convinced me that long-distance relationships are difficult and detrimental to emotional well-being. god, i hate it when he’s right.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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