{"id":1933,"date":"2004-06-08T08:24:08","date_gmt":"2004-06-08T08:24:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=1933"},"modified":"2004-06-08T08:24:08","modified_gmt":"2004-06-08T08:24:08","slug":"welcome_to_the","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/welcome_to_the\/","title":{"rendered":"welcome to the tour"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/images\/digicam\/reserved.jpg\" class=\"photo\" alt=\"reserved.jpg\" title=\"uh, it's a wall with 232 on it\" \/><\/div>\n<p>don&#8217;t wanna be here. i&#8217;m not getting to bed until very late lately and it&#8217;s taking a toll. i think my cardboard box injury is infected. i&#8217;m about *this* close to going to buy a dvd player on my way home tonight. the stanley cup was won by a team in florida (don&#8217;t even get me started on how fundamentally wrong it is that they have a team (let alone winnng the cup) in a place where they have never seen ice that didn&#8217;t come out of a freezer).  i hate florida. i need to get more flowers. i love my tv. i need a haircut. the clicky noise is gone from my car, only to be replaced by pings and rubbing noises. baggy pants are really annoying.  i should try to learn how to drink coffee black.<br \/>\nthis concludes the random tour of my brain.  we hope you enjoyed your visit. come back again soon!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>don&#8217;t wanna be here. i&#8217;m not getting to bed until very late lately and it&#8217;s taking a toll. i think my cardboard box injury is infected. i&#8217;m about *this* close to going to buy a dvd player on my way home tonight. the stanley cup was won by a team in florida (don&#8217;t even get <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/welcome_to_the\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1933","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1933","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1933"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1933\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1933"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1933"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1933"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}