{"id":1945,"date":"2004-06-28T08:03:33","date_gmt":"2004-06-28T08:03:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=1945"},"modified":"2004-06-28T08:03:33","modified_gmt":"2004-06-28T08:03:33","slug":"bare_back_betty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/bare_back_betty\/","title":{"rendered":"bare back betty"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>it&#8217;s election day in the great white north. that means, well, you know what that means.  all i&#8217;ve got to say about it is that if you don&#8217;t fucking vote you&#8217;re not allowed to fucking complain for the next five years.  got it?<br \/>\nthis weekend was spent cleaning, packing, sorting, organizing, watching dvds, eating steak, daydreaming, laughing, stressing and planning.   really, other than packing some stuff, cleaning some stuff, and spending a little time with my friends and my dad, this weekend didn&#8217;t happen. it went by way too fast.<br \/>\nyesterday, i ran into my landlords on my way out to clean my blinds (don&#8217;t ever do it. if you have to, pay someone to do it or just go buy new ones at wal-mart. i&#8217;m serious, it&#8217;s the worst job ever.) and i told them that i&#8217;d actually be out by the 23rd and they told me about their plans to renovate the bathroom by putting in a tile floor and a new pedestal sink. yeah, thanks guys.  they wouldn&#8217;t even entertain the thought of having me take my sexxy new fridge with me!  can you believe it?<br \/>\ni can&#8217;t get over how different my apartment looks now that everything is off the walls and shelves are slowly emptying. it&#8217;s like looking at a totally different room.  by my last night there it&#8217;s going to feel like i&#8217;m sleeping in an institution.<br \/>\np.s.  i realize that there&#8217;s only five days left until my birthday and the chances of anything which is sent today getting here before then are slim, but don&#8217;t let that deter you, my friends!   late is definitely better than never!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>it&#8217;s election day in the great white north. that means, well, you know what that means. all i&#8217;ve got to say about it is that if you don&#8217;t fucking vote you&#8217;re not allowed to fucking complain for the next five years. got it? this weekend was spent cleaning, packing, sorting, organizing, watching dvds, eating steak, <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/bare_back_betty\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1945","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1945","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1945"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1945\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1945"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1945"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1945"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}