{"id":1962,"date":"2004-06-30T10:12:56","date_gmt":"2004-06-30T10:12:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=1962"},"modified":"2004-06-30T10:12:56","modified_gmt":"2004-06-30T10:12:56","slug":"taking_stock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/taking_stock\/","title":{"rendered":"taking stock"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>things i will miss about my old apartment:<br \/>\n&#8211; the view<br \/>\n&#8211; the huge windows<br \/>\n&#8211; the honeycomb tile on the kitchen counters<br \/>\n&#8211; the most excellent plumbing<br \/>\n&#8211; the balcony<br \/>\n&#8211; the 12 foot ceilings<br \/>\n&#8211; the inexpensive rent<br \/>\n&#8211; the quiet neighbourhood<br \/>\n&#8211; the character building<br \/>\n&#8211; the never-ending hot water<br \/>\n&#8211; the sexxy new fridge<br \/>\nthings i will not miss about my old apartment:<br \/>\n&#8211; the creaky floors<br \/>\n&#8211; the carpeted kitchen and bathroom<br \/>\n&#8211; the shower stall<br \/>\n&#8211; the expensive heating bills<br \/>\n&#8211; walking through spider webs on way to my car<br \/>\n&#8211; the nosy, chicken-burning neighbour<br \/>\n&#8211; three-hundred square feet<br \/>\n&#8211; the lack of a bedroom<br \/>\n&#8211; the bugs<br \/>\n&#8211; 32 fucking degrees INSIDE in summer<br \/>\n&#8211; frost on the INSIDE of the windows in winter<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>things i will miss about my old apartment: &#8211; the view &#8211; the huge windows &#8211; the honeycomb tile on the kitchen counters &#8211; the most excellent plumbing &#8211; the balcony &#8211; the 12 foot ceilings &#8211; the inexpensive rent &#8211; the quiet neighbourhood &#8211; the character building &#8211; the never-ending hot water &#8211; the <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/taking_stock\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1962","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1962","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1962"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1962\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1962"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1962"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1962"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}