{"id":1974,"date":"2004-07-21T08:57:36","date_gmt":"2004-07-21T08:57:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=1974"},"modified":"2004-07-21T08:57:36","modified_gmt":"2004-07-21T08:57:36","slug":"happy_friday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/happy_friday\/","title":{"rendered":"happy friday!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>last night i learned why it is that you&#8217;re not supposed to wait for six years to clean your oven.  boys and girls, don&#8217;t put it off.  go clean your oven right now.  you don&#8217;t want to see what happens if you wait.  believe me, the greasy sludge is disgusting and reminiscent of that star trek episode when tasha yar <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tvtome.com\/tvtome\/servlet\/GuidePageServlet\/showid-137\/epid-19010\">dies<\/a>.  just imagine if i had used my oven a lot instead of infrequently! *shudder*<br \/>\nthis is my last day at work until next month (heh, i love saying that).  that gives me two whole days to get more stuff done at the new place and do the rest of my trip shopping before i head out saturday morning.  yay!  plane ride!<br \/>\nit finally cooled off enough yesterday for me to get a whole night of uninterrupted sleep.  i went to bed at 11:11 and didn&#8217;t open my eyes until 5:01 (when i had to get up to pee).  i&#8217;m getting used to this having a big, soft bed to sleep in and, let me tell you, it is <i>all<\/i> good.  now i just need a cute boy to tie to the headboard. yum.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>last night i learned why it is that you&#8217;re not supposed to wait for six years to clean your oven. boys and girls, don&#8217;t put it off. go clean your oven right now. you don&#8217;t want to see what happens if you wait. believe me, the greasy sludge is disgusting and reminiscent of that star <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/happy_friday\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1974","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1974","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1974"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1974\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1974"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1974"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1974"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}