{"id":201,"date":"2001-04-11T08:26:00","date_gmt":"2001-04-11T08:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=201"},"modified":"2001-04-11T08:26:00","modified_gmt":"2001-04-11T08:26:00","slug":"swish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/swish\/","title":{"rendered":"*swish*"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i&#8217;ve noticed that when i wear a skirt, my hips seem to take on a renewed joy in their existence.  they sway back and forth with each step in a decidedly seductive manner, never seen when encased by denim or flannel.  a very gyspy rose lee rhythm.<br \/>\n<i>ba-da-da-da-dum ba-dum ba-dum<\/i><br \/>\nthis in turn makes me more aware of my hips and their biological purpose in being plush.<br \/>\n<i>sex<\/i><br \/>\nmy pelvis is a fertile field, ripe for the sowing.  come, ole macdonald, show me your hoe!  spring is here, time for the planting. the harvest will be all the greater this year if you can germinate your very own seed.<br \/>\nthis is what i think about when i wear my skirt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i&#8217;ve noticed that when i wear a skirt, my hips seem to take on a renewed joy in their existence. they sway back and forth with each step in a decidedly seductive manner, never seen when encased by denim or flannel. a very gyspy rose lee rhythm. ba-da-da-da-dum ba-dum ba-dum this in turn makes me <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/swish\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-201","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/201","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=201"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/201\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=201"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=201"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=201"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}