on my way to the theatre to see the aforementioned film (which was brilliant, by the way), i came to a stop at a nearby intersection where my route required i make a left-hand turn. the light was green, but i had to wait for the oncoming cars and the band of migrating christians to clear the way.
\nmigrating christians, you ask? why, yes. although, i’m not entirely sure they were garden-variety christians. more likely, they were catholics, if the five-foot tall crucifix they were carrying was any indication. i can only assume they were headed for the catholic church just two blocks from where i encountered them, for the holy land is in the opposite direction they were travelling.
\nwhy would i be going to hell, you’re probably wondering. because, as the sea of christians parted at the yellow light and i made my way through i thought to myself:
\nget out of the way! hitting christians on good friday would completely fuck up my karma!<\/i>
\nand i laughed, quite loudly, for an entire kilometre.
\nso, yes. i’m most assuredly going to hell.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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