{"id":2103,"date":"2004-12-20T09:47:12","date_gmt":"2004-12-20T09:47:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=2103"},"modified":"2004-12-20T09:47:12","modified_gmt":"2004-12-20T09:47:12","slug":"santa_baby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/santa_baby\/","title":{"rendered":"santa, baby"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fubsy.net\/images\/digicam\/santa_came_to_town.jpg\" class=\"photo\" alt=\"santa_came_to_town.jpg\" title=\"yay santa!\" \/><\/div>\n<p>it must have been that 1-800-flowers commercial which has been on tv a lot lately which got me thinking about the last time anyone sent me flowers.   i know the exact date:  july 2, 1997.  oy.  seven and a half years!  stupid commercial making me feel unloved.  bad commercial.<br \/>\nfor the new year, i&#8217;ve decided i need to go on a liquid cleanse.   i&#8217;ve been polluting myself to a disgusting degree these recent weeks.  i need to rid myself of all the poisons i&#8217;ve been injesting (ie. martinis, chocolate, caffeine, etc) and start the year off on a fresh footing.  anyone have any recommendations for a program to follow?<br \/>\ni could really use a nap.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>it must have been that 1-800-flowers commercial which has been on tv a lot lately which got me thinking about the last time anyone sent me flowers. i know the exact date: july 2, 1997. oy. seven and a half years! stupid commercial making me feel unloved. bad commercial. for the new year, i&#8217;ve decided <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/santa_baby\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2103","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2103","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2103"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2103\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2103"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2103"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2103"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}