{"id":2164,"date":"2005-03-15T11:03:20","date_gmt":"2005-03-15T11:03:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=2164"},"modified":"2005-03-15T11:03:20","modified_gmt":"2005-03-15T11:03:20","slug":"springtime_boyf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/springtime_boyf\/","title":{"rendered":"springtime boyfriend"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/digicam\/greasy_trucker_paw.jpg\" class=\"photo\" alt=\"greasy_trucker_paw.jpg\" title=\"mm, greasy trucker paw.\" \/><\/div>\n<p>this morning i asked wade to come live with me for spring.<br \/>\ni told him he could be my springtime boyfriend. we&#8217;d enjoy long walks, long talks, long makeout sessions.  basically do all the things you&#8217;re supposed to do during spring.   at the end of the season he could go back home and return to his life in edmonton and we&#8217;d both have these great memories to hold dear.<br \/>\nof course, i totally ripped off the idea from <a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/title\/tt0230838\/\">that movie<\/a> with keanu and charlize, but what&#8217;s wrong with it?  why can&#8217;t we have really intense, short term relationships that last only a season or two and then move on to a new experience?<br \/>\nunfortunately, no one is going to uproot their lives like that to get the full benefit of such an arrangement.  you&#8217;d have to really devote yourself to being there with the other person one-hundred percent of the time. otherwise, it&#8217;s just any old relationship with distractions and diversions.<br \/>\nthat being said, my bed is really big and i&#8217;d make a really great seasonal girlfriend.  it&#8217;s just enough time to be dazzled by my sparkliness, but not long enough to get really annoyed by my glitches.  c&#8217;mon, who wants to move in for a season?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>this morning i asked wade to come live with me for spring. i told him he could be my springtime boyfriend. we&#8217;d enjoy long walks, long talks, long makeout sessions. basically do all the things you&#8217;re supposed to do during spring. at the end of the season he could go back home and return to <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/springtime_boyf\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2164","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2164","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2164"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2164\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2164"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2164"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2164"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}