{"id":2181,"date":"2005-04-01T07:45:48","date_gmt":"2005-04-01T07:45:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=2181"},"modified":"2005-04-01T07:45:48","modified_gmt":"2005-04-01T07:45:48","slug":"no_foolin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/no_foolin\/","title":{"rendered":"no foolin&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/digicam\/0393-ugly_curtains.jpg\" class=\"photo\" alt=\"\/0393-ugly_curtains.jpg\" title=\"circa brady bunch curtains!\" \/><\/div>\n<p>three times in the last week i&#8217;ve stabbed or sliced my hands with knives. the chef&#8217;s knife got me while i was doing dishes.  the bread knife got me while i was cutting my sandwich in half.  the pocket knife got me while i was trying to open a compact flash package.  i swear, my knives have all tasted blood and they liked it.<br \/>\nso, it&#8217;ll be very quiet around here for the next week.  i&#8217;m running away to the island after work tonight and i won&#8217;t be home again until some time on thursday.  i won&#8217;t have easy access to a computer, which will be interesting and challenging since i hope to take a lot of photos (see? <em>this<\/em> is exactly why i need an ibook!).  i guess i&#8217;ll just have to be more judicious with my snapping than i&#8217;d normally be.<br \/>\nmy vacation plans are simple:  relax, enjoy, play.   i have to do a little bit of studying for my final exam, too, i guess.  i&#8217;ll be in victoria from saturday afternoon onward.  i&#8217;m doing serious praying for a rainless week.  the weatherman is trying to disappoint me, but i have faith.<br \/>\nhave a great week everyone!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>three times in the last week i&#8217;ve stabbed or sliced my hands with knives. the chef&#8217;s knife got me while i was doing dishes. the bread knife got me while i was cutting my sandwich in half. the pocket knife got me while i was trying to open a compact flash package. i swear, my <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/no_foolin\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2181","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2181","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2181"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2181\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2181"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2181"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2181"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}