{"id":2246,"date":"2005-06-27T08:16:21","date_gmt":"2005-06-27T08:16:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=2246"},"modified":"2005-06-27T08:16:21","modified_gmt":"2005-06-27T08:16:21","slug":"shorts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/shorts\/","title":{"rendered":"shorts"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/digicam\/0457-lemon_tart.jpg\" class=\"photo\" alt=\"0457-lemon_tart.jpg\" title=\"the chef made it extra pretty for photos\" \/><\/div>\n<p>i&#8217;m sick and miserable. my best and oldest friend gave me her cold.  i think it&#8217;s revenge for not seeing her for so long.  that bitch. ;)<br \/>\nmy kitchen lightbulb blew this morning.  any bets how long i go without light in the galley because I&#8217;M TOO FUCKING SHORT to reach to change it?  (hint:  last time it was almost a month)<br \/>\non a whim, i stopped in a used pc shop i&#8217;ve never been in and never thought about entering and found the best little bag for lucy.  it&#8217;s not pretty, but it&#8217;s small and practical and only cost $30.  that&#8217;ll do for now.<br \/>\nit&#8217;s a three-day work week for me and then a five-day birthday weekend.  i hope you sent packages last week.  friday is a holiday here in the great white north, so there will be no mail delivery.<br \/>\nall right, that&#8217;s enough.  i&#8217;m exhausted already and it&#8217;s not even 8:30.  ugh.  i think it&#8217;s going to be a long three days.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i&#8217;m sick and miserable. my best and oldest friend gave me her cold. i think it&#8217;s revenge for not seeing her for so long. that bitch. ;) my kitchen lightbulb blew this morning. any bets how long i go without light in the galley because I&#8217;M TOO FUCKING SHORT to reach to change it? (hint: <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/shorts\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2246","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2246","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2246"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2246\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2246"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2246"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2246"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}