{"id":2264,"date":"2005-07-22T09:22:14","date_gmt":"2005-07-22T09:22:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=2264"},"modified":"2005-07-22T09:22:14","modified_gmt":"2005-07-22T09:22:14","slug":"im_not_italian","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/im_not_italian\/","title":{"rendered":"i&#8217;m not italian!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/digicam\/0475-reflected_castle.jpg\" class=\"photo\" alt=\"0475-reflected_castle.jpg\" title=\"frame THAT, suckah!\" \/><\/p>\n<p>so, i need to talk about my seattle experience. more specifically, my rental car experience.  for my $35.99\/day i got a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.toyota.ca\/cgi-bin\/WebObjects\/WWW.woa\/19\/wo\/Home.Vehicles.Go.Echo-YIMB7043bhsFzIcIu7autg\/0.15?fmg%2fecho%2fintro%2ehtml\">toyota echo sedan<\/a>.  it was some sort of shiny-brownish-greyish colour with four doors and a cd-player.  it did not have air conditioning. it did have power steering and power brakes.<br \/>\nlike my first rental car experience in manitoba two years ago, i realized that power brakes are scary.  as i&#8217;m pulling out of the budget rent-a-car lot, i put my foot on the brakes as i would in my own 13 year old vehicle and came to a screeching, jerking halt.  oops.  power brakes!  then, as i&#8217;m driving through downtown vancouver at 9am on a sunday i looked down at the spedometer (once i could find it: who the hell at toyota thought it was a good idea to put it over on the CENTRE of the dash instead of in front of the driver?) and noticed i was doing almost 80kph in a 50 zone.  the whisper quiet car combined with sitting higher off the ground totally eliminated my ability to judge how fast i was driving.  i spent most of my driving time breaking every speed limit i passed by a very healthy margin.<br \/>\nthe combination of my not being able to feel how fast i was driving and the REALLY FUCKING TOUCHY power brakes nearly got me arrested and\/or killed before i&#8217;d even left the city of vancouver.  i was through downtown and exiting off the oak street bridge (which turns into the road which takes you all the way to america. handy!) when i saw cops in the meridian stopping people for speeding.  shit! i knew i was speeding, so when mr. police officer stepped out into the left lane and pointed, i hit the breaks. the car jerked and squealed. the cop yelled &#8220;NOT YOU! KEEP MOVING!&#8221; as he flagged down the guy zooming up behind me in the other lane.  thankfully, there was no one immediately behind me in my lane or i would have gotten creamed.  but, for all that is good in the world, why, oh why, was there a speed trap at NINE O&#8217;CLOCK on a sunday morning?  if you can explain that to me, i&#8217;ll give you a cookie.<br \/>\nit was a pretty great day out. the sun was shining, there was a nice breeze and i don&#8217;t think i remember a single cloud in the sky.  so the hot sun got to beat down on me in the car with no air conditioning for three hours. yay! i kept thinking, especially as i sat in the lineup at the border for half an hour, &#8220;gee, i wish i&#8217;d stopped to pick up some beverages&#8230; and a towel.&#8221;  poor <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hiddencity.net\">kevin<\/a>. i was pretty damp and frizzy by the time i picked him up at his hotel.  the thing is, i thought all rental cars had a\/c.  c&#8217;mon!  then again, my last rental was a free upgrade because they didn&#8217;t have any economy cars available, so i guess i got spoiled with the a\/c and cruise control (oh, man, what i would have given for cruise control on this trip).<br \/>\nafter a few frightening too-hard brakings on I-5, i finally started to get accustomed to the car. i was still speeding, but so was everyone else, so i didn&#8217;t worry too much about it.  i did wonder what all those washingtonians thought of the brownish-greyish toyota echo with canadian plates and a big BUDGET sticker on the bumper thought as i zoomed past them, though.  probably something along the lines of &#8220;fucking tourist&#8221;.<br \/>\ni really, really liked not being embarrassed to have passengers in the vehicle with me. i liked the cd player a LOT (i&#8217;d totally get one for my car, but it&#8217;s so not worth it now).  i didn&#8217;t much like all the blinky nag lights on the dash cajoling me when i took my seatbelt off to reach for something at the stoplight.  oh, you know that dumb commercial where the echo is parked in a &#8220;large vehicles only&#8221; parking spot (yeah, like they have those) and the tow-truck driver gets in, looks around and you hear the voice-over say something dorky like &#8220;it&#8217;s only small on the <i>outside<\/i>&#8220;?  it&#8217;s totally true. the echo is freaking HUGE inside. and tall.  i couldn&#8217;t get over how much headroom there was.  if i had fifteen grand in the bank, i&#8217;d totally go buy one. but not the sedan. it totally weirded me out to know that there was a bit of car sticking out past the rear window that i could not see.  no thanks. it&#8217;s all hatchbacks for me.<br \/>\nhuh. when did this turn into a car review?  ohwell.  i&#8217;m going to go buy a burrito for lunch now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>so, i need to talk about my seattle experience. more specifically, my rental car experience. for my $35.99\/day i got a toyota echo sedan. it was some sort of shiny-brownish-greyish colour with four doors and a cd-player. it did not have air conditioning. it did have power steering and power brakes. like my first rental <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/im_not_italian\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2264","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2264","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2264"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2264\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2264"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2264"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2264"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}