{"id":2277,"date":"2005-08-10T10:10:29","date_gmt":"2005-08-10T10:10:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=2277"},"modified":"2005-08-10T10:10:29","modified_gmt":"2005-08-10T10:10:29","slug":"somebody_1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/somebody_1\/","title":{"rendered":"somebody"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/digicam\/0489-gooseberry_brulee.jpg\" class=\"photo\" alt=\"0489-gooseberry_brulee.jpg\" title=\"it looked pretty but tasted very weird.\" \/><\/p>\n<p>okay, someone just called my cell phone, but they blocked their number.  that&#8217;s NOT the way to get me to answer.  just like i hang up my land line if there&#8217;s that second or two of silence when the autodialer connects to the telemarketer, i don&#8217;t answer calls i don&#8217;t know the number of.<br \/>\nby the way, i&#8217;m really cranky today and it&#8217;s for no apparent reason.  i&#8217;m getting lots done at work, the week is flying, i have byron the temp to flirt with for the next two weeks, we have a big bag of free chips in the office, my supervisor is away and they&#8217;re building me the kickass shelving unit i designed for my uniform room.  what&#8217;s there to complain about?<br \/>\ni think i need a hug. someone to curl up on the futon and watch movies with.  someone who smells like leather and tobacco.  someone who&#8217;ll stroke my hair while it rests on their lap.<br \/>\nugh. i gotta stop that or i&#8217;ll be melancholy AND cranky and that&#8217;s just a recipe for disaster.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>okay, someone just called my cell phone, but they blocked their number. that&#8217;s NOT the way to get me to answer. just like i hang up my land line if there&#8217;s that second or two of silence when the autodialer connects to the telemarketer, i don&#8217;t answer calls i don&#8217;t know the number of. by <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/somebody_1\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2277","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2277","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2277"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2277\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2277"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2277"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2277"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}