{"id":2368,"date":"2006-02-14T08:45:14","date_gmt":"2006-02-14T08:45:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=2368"},"modified":"2006-02-14T08:45:14","modified_gmt":"2006-02-14T08:45:14","slug":"just_drop_your","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/just_drop_your\/","title":{"rendered":"just drop your pants already"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>in a total fit of &#8216;woe is me&#8217; and &#8216;oh god, it&#8217;s valentine&#8217;s day tomorrow&#8217; i tried to fend off a mood by buying myself a bunch of bright orange gerbera daisies and a bag of chocolate hearts to pass out to my co-workers today.   it totally didn&#8217;t work.  i got home and promptly had a full moon fit and freaked the hell out.  i was so antsy i couldn&#8217;t sit still.  i tried watching a movie, but there was too much twitching. so, i got online and convinced christopher to go for a drive with me.  the laughing and the howling at the moon was definitely the cure for my finger-tapping restlessness.<br \/>\ntonight, i&#8217;ll probably end up watching movies and avoiding drinking alone, but at least i have pretty orange flowers to keep me company.<br \/>\nhappy valentine&#8217;s day, people.  you&#8217;re the bestest.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>in a total fit of &#8216;woe is me&#8217; and &#8216;oh god, it&#8217;s valentine&#8217;s day tomorrow&#8217; i tried to fend off a mood by buying myself a bunch of bright orange gerbera daisies and a bag of chocolate hearts to pass out to my co-workers today. it totally didn&#8217;t work. i got home and promptly had <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/just_drop_your\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2368","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2368","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2368"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2368\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2368"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2368"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2368"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}