{"id":2382,"date":"2006-03-01T08:32:35","date_gmt":"2006-03-01T08:32:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=2382"},"modified":"2006-03-01T08:32:35","modified_gmt":"2006-03-01T08:32:35","slug":"no_you_talk_to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/no_you_talk_to\/","title":{"rendered":"no, YOU talk to her"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/digicam\/0565-have_a_seat.jpg\" class=\"photo\" alt=\"0565-have_a_seat.jpg\" title=\"the doctor is in\" \/><\/p>\n<p>i have a confession to make:  i&#8217;m a picky eater.<br \/>\nit&#8217;s not something i try to hide, but recently it&#8217;s become a <em>thing<\/em> with certain people i know.  i once tried to create a general &#8220;rule&#8221; for things i don&#8217;t like to eat in order to make it easy for friends or family to grasp my dislikes:  anything white, creamy and savoury.  not white or creamy or savoury, but anything which is all three i will pretty much refuse to eat:  mayonnaise, sour cream, cream cheese, alfredo sauce, cream of anything soup, etc.<br \/>\nof course, like any rule there are exceptions.  i will eat caesar salad, which has a creamy dressing, but not regular salad with ranch dressing. i will eat sour cream&#8217;n&#8217;onion chips, which is a flavour concocted in a laboratory, but not chips with oniony dip.  i will also eat cole slaw, which is made with a mayonnaise-like dressing, but not potato salad.<br \/>\ni&#8217;m also not that huge a fan of cheese.  it&#8217;s best as a journey rather than a destination.  i like a hunk of good medium cheddar with pickles or crackers, melted mozzarella on anything italian and, of course, parmesan on my spaghetti and caesar salad, but that&#8217;s about it.  the one time i tried swiss i nearly threw up all over Morgan and any of the stinky cheeses just make me queasy.  don&#8217;t even try to get me to eat the creamy cheeses like ricotta, mascarpone or cottage.  that&#8217;s a double-whammy of grossness.<br \/>\ni stopped eating cow and pig for about eight years, not for any likeability issues, mostly for health reasons.  now, i only tend to avoid sausage-like products and ground beef (have YOU read <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/0060938455\/ref=nosim\/albinogiraffe-20\">fast food nation<\/a><\/em>?).  i quite enjoy a nice piece of steak on occasion.   i had never eaten a prawn or shrimp which wasn&#8217;t deep-fried before <a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/archive\/2002\/12\/dirty_rotten_si.html\">three years ago<\/a>, yet now i love them like crazy. mm, yummy shrimpy goodness.<br \/>\nthe thing people don&#8217;t seem to realize is that i&#8217;m a much less picky eater than i used to be growing up.  i am far more willing to try new things than i was as a younger person.  dear god, i eat thai, vietnamese, indian, greek and japanese food now.  before ten  years ago, you never would have caught me even contemplating trying such scary foods.<br \/>\ni know people who are phobic about mushrooms &#038; celery or say they&#8217;re vegetarians while they eat deep-fried, battered fish, yet people bug ME about ordering a burger without mayo or greek salad without feta.  it just doesn&#8217;t seem right, somehow.  i don&#8217;t have issues with vegetables. i don&#8217;t exclude entire food groups from my diet for some random philosophical reason.  i&#8217;m willing to try new things, within certain limits, but if i don&#8217;t want to eat your spinach dip, why do you have to make such a big deal about it?  i&#8217;m almost 34 years old, i buy and cook my own food, let me eat in peace already.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i have a confession to make: i&#8217;m a picky eater. it&#8217;s not something i try to hide, but recently it&#8217;s become a thing with certain people i know. i once tried to create a general &#8220;rule&#8221; for things i don&#8217;t like to eat in order to make it easy for friends or family to grasp <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/no_you_talk_to\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2382","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2382","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2382"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2382\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2382"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2382"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2382"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}