{"id":2415,"date":"2006-05-03T07:38:37","date_gmt":"2006-05-03T07:38:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=2415"},"modified":"2006-05-03T07:38:37","modified_gmt":"2006-05-03T07:38:37","slug":"you_can_never_b","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/you_can_never_b\/","title":{"rendered":"you can never be too superstitious"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/digicam\/0579-stuff.jpg\" class=\"photo\" alt=\"0579-stuff.jpg\" title=\"stuff you don't need.\" \/><\/p>\n<p>i realized the other day that of the six people who work on my john malkovich-like half-floor, i&#8217;m the only person who hasn&#8217;t had some sort of vehicular incident in the past year.  my manager &#038; both our buyers got rear-ended and my supervisor &#038; officemate both got smucked in intersections.   i think with numbers like that i&#8217;m pretty safe, but whenever i think about it i do make sure to find a piece of wood to knock.<br \/>\np.s.  not to be too whorey or anything, but if you keep track of such things you might want to know that today it is precisely two months until my birthday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i realized the other day that of the six people who work on my john malkovich-like half-floor, i&#8217;m the only person who hasn&#8217;t had some sort of vehicular incident in the past year. my manager &#038; both our buyers got rear-ended and my supervisor &#038; officemate both got smucked in intersections. i think with numbers <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/you_can_never_b\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2415","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2415","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2415"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2415\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2415"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2415"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2415"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}