that’s basically the jist of my dream last night. i was with a bunch of other contestants trying to finish the obstacles set out for us. oprah winfrey was our host\/leader. that was the creepiest part.
\nwe’d get split up into teams: one fighting super-ants which would eat you alive if they caught you; another climbing red clay cliffs, the object being to dig yourself an escape route with a very soft silver spoon; and yet another getting the cushy assignment of figuring out why there was smoke an a spooky, abandoned machine shop (a generator overheated, but there was no threat of it spreading to anywhere else — but the movement of machinery in the sub-floor was freaking me out a little).
\nsomehow i was involved in all three challenges. what’s fair about that?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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