DO YOU SNORE? yes.
\nARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER? pouter.
\nWHAT\u2019S YOUR WORST FEAR? i don’t know if i’ve ever quantified that.
\nAS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC? i had tinker toys, not lego. *sob*
\nWHAT DO YOU THINK OF \u201cREALITY\u201d TV? i’m an addict: survivor, the amazing race, america’s next top model, project runway.
\nDO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS? i used to, pens too, but not anymore.
\nWERE YOU A CUTE BABY? yup. i wonder what happened.
\nIS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU? uh… no. not being single is much better, even though it means there’s less time for chores and general slothfulness.
\nWHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD? beige-grey
\nDO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? maybe twice ever.<\/p>\n
\nHAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED? negative.
\nANY SECRET TALENTS? i’m not so sure i have any non-secret talents.
\nWHAT\u2019S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT? depends on the kind of vacation we’re talking about. i do heart disneyland, but i’m also fond of worcester, mass. for obvious reasons.
\nCAN YOU SWIM? i used to. i’m not sure if that’s a skill which can atrophy.
\nHAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE DONNIE DARKO? yup. it wasn’t quite what i thought it would be. i’ll watch it again without the peanut gallery next time.
\nDO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE? yes, but i don’t do enough to protect it. i like modern conveniences too much.
\nHOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP? don’t know… i always crunch them.
\nCAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS? probably, but don’t ask me to try.
\nDO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENER? electric. it’s fun!
\nWHAT\u2019S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING? if you have to kill it for survival, okay. otherwise, no.
\nIS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE? highly unlikely.
\nDO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? sometimes, when i’m not rushing. oddly, my writing always sucks when standing.
\nWHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO? nothing that i know of.
\nWHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, \u201cI LOVE YOU\u201d ? last week?
\nDO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS? i have, but i don’t go to many of them to test recurrance.
\nHOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? egg whites only, fried. with ketchup.
\nARE BLONDES DUMB? uh…
\nWHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP? usually left in the dryer.
\nWHAT TIME IS IT? 2:45pm
\nDO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME? hess, hessie, hessibell. historically: hessemond, peachy, clovis, brihanne, toots.
\nIS MCDONALD\u2019S DISGUSTING? yeah, but my annual chocolate milkshake is worth the trip.
\nWHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR? 7:25am
\nDO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS? showers, but i like to have a good soak at least weekly. it’s better for exfoliating, etc.
\nIS SANTA CLAUS REAL? probably not, but i reserve the right to be incorrect.
\nDO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED? it’s the second-fastest means to getting my underwear off.
\nARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? no.
\nWHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO? the internet, probably.
\nCRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER? smooth. oddly, i accidentally bought crunchy last week. it doesn’t suck, but i wouldn’t buy it on purpose.
\nCAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK? yes, and my spine, my knees, my knuckles, my wrists, my ankles, my toes…
\nHAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE? nope. well, if i have, i don’t remember it.
\nIS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE? uh…
\nARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER? i used to be, but not so much anymore, dammit.
\nWHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? blue-greenish-something. oh, and the right one is half brown.
\nDO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE? i suppose so, but it could always use some improvement.
\nARE YOU PSYCHIC? i have psychic moments, but it’s nothing i can control.
\nHAVE YOU READ CATCHER IN THE RYE? no, but i keep meaning to.
\nDO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS? i used to play clarinet & piano. i took guitar lessons for a while, but sucked.
\nHAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY? ah… my misspent youth.
\nCAN YOU SNOWBOARD? i’ve never tried. i used to ski, though.
\nDO YOU LIKE CAMPING? i like camping once i’m out there. i don’t think i’d like all the put-up and take-down, though.
\nDO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH? once in a while.
\nDO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC? yeah, kind of.
\nARE DOGS A MAN\u2019S BEST FRIEND? dogs aren’t people. only people can be your friends.
\nYOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE? sometimes a marriage has to end. i think a lot of them wouldn’t have to if people weren’t so rash or ill-intentioned when they got married, though.
\nCAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK? hell yes! want to see?
\nDO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES? duh.
\nIS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY? it’s starting to feel like fall. i may need to wear my scarf.
\nWHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? three oatmeal chocolate chip cookies & a banana.
\nDO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH? occasionally.
\nHOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU LIKE RIGHT NOW? yeah… like i’m going to give you a number.
\nWHAT\u2019S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL? 80% of them.
\nDO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE? never.
\nFAVORITE SONG AT THE MOMENT? anything by jack johnson.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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