i’m starting to think i’ve got a subconscious death wish. either that or i’m getting *really* clutzy as i age. in the past week i’ve:
\n– dropped a hatchback lid on my shoulder
\n– bit the inside of my cheek repeatedly
\n– hit my brow bone with a wooden hanger
\n– got a bump on my forehead from an un-remembered incident
\n– bit the tip of my tongue so hard it bled for ten minutes
\nseriously, i think i need to just stop moving entirely. it’s causing far too much trouble and discomfort.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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