i want a hat.
\ni also want a new coat.
\ni could really use a new mattress.
\nmy bathtub & surround are now so clean i want to lick them.
\ni should try to take photos of my new dress.
\nmaybe.
\na co-worker wants to buy my car to convert it to electric.
\ntoo bad i still need it.
\ni’m going cash-only for a month.
\ni might starve if i don’t stop impulse spending.
\ni used my dollar store cable release last night.
\ntwice.
\ni think my scanner hates fuji film.
\neither that or fuji film hates me.
\ni can’t tell.
\ni’m pretty sleepy.
\nmy lunch is awesome.
\ni can’t wait for eleven.
\ni’m almost finished my book.
\nmaybe today.
\ndon’t know what i’ll read next.
\ni want to go swimming.
\nbut i don’t want anyone to see me doing so.
\nthat’s a problem.
\ni might go get a grande non-fat black tea latte no classic today.
\nmaybe.
\ni should go for a walk.
\nbut that will make my foot hurt.
\nit might be worth it.
\nwe’ll see.
\nmy jaw hurts.
\nstill.
\ni wish it would stop.
\ni want to be noticed.
\nbut i don’t think i’m noticeable.
\ndoes not compute.
\ni got an email from randy on friday night.
\nhe lives in new york.
\ni met him once (well, twice).
\nhe googled me!
\nthat was cool.
\nhe’s all successful now.
\ni felt like a loser in a dead-end life.
\nkind of.
\nat least dull and uninteresting.
\ni really like ginger.
\nhave you tried those thai spice chips?
\nthey’re really gingery.
\nand good.
\ni need to make sushi.
\nbefore the cucumber goes bad.
\nit’s in the crisper.
\ncan i eat salmon from safeway as sashimi?
\nor will it kill me?
\ni always think i’m taller than i actually am.
\ni wonder why that is.
\ni miss my cats.
\nthey’ve all been dead for years.
\ni want a new one.
\nbut i’m afraid it won’t have a good personality.
\nand it might ruin my leather couch.
\nwhat if it hates me?
\ni should get a haircut.
\nby a real stylist.
\nmaybe even get highlights!
\nmy hygienist wears too much makeup.
\nbut she’s really nice.
\ndid you know using a toothpick is as good as flossing?
\ni should stop now.
\nyou’re probably bored.
\nbut it’s kind of fun.
\nish.
\nhave i mentioned i’m a little sleepy?
\nlet’s go have a nap.
\nokay?
\nokay.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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