{"id":2660,"date":"2008-05-06T13:18:09","date_gmt":"2008-05-06T13:18:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=2660"},"modified":"2008-05-06T13:18:09","modified_gmt":"2008-05-06T13:18:09","slug":"nefarious_inten","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/nefarious_inten\/","title":{"rendered":"nefarious intentions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i&#8217;ve been officially sanctioned by my departmental manager to sabotage the office of our returning supervisor (yes, the one who left two months ago &#8212; causing me to cry like a baby).  the instruction was to do anything which would &#8220;take a long time to clean up&#8221;.<br \/>\nso&#8230; this is where i entreat you, my faithful readers, to help me exact our revenge.   i&#8217;m thinking vaseline on the door handles, shredded paper in the drawers, dozens of balloons all over the floor.<br \/>\nwhat would you do if you could do anything to someone&#8217;s office&#8230; without getting in trouble for it?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i&#8217;ve been officially sanctioned by my departmental manager to sabotage the office of our returning supervisor (yes, the one who left two months ago &#8212; causing me to cry like a baby). the instruction was to do anything which would &#8220;take a long time to clean up&#8221;. so&#8230; this is where i entreat you, my <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/nefarious_inten\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2660","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2660","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2660"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2660\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2660"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2660"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2660"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}