you’d think i’d know better by now. time and time again, i’m given examples that my life follows this simple formula:
\n1. think something good.
\n2. something bad happens.
\ncase in point:
\n1. think “hey, my car is running really well!”
\n2. that very same night, find huge puddle of water in backseat.
\nshiny newest example:
\n1. think “hey, i can hyper-extend my knee again! maybe i’ll try going back to the gym.”
\n2. that very same night, re-bork knee by crawling into bed and spend the next week hobbling.
\nat least my knee will be nice and unhappy for my MRI on tuesday. if that’s an upside.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
you’d think i’d know better by now. time and time again, i’m given examples that my life follows this simple formula: 1. think something good. 2. something bad happens. case in point: 1. think “hey, my car is running really well!” 2. that very same night, find huge puddle of water in backseat. shiny newest …<\/span> Read More →<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2688","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2688","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2688"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2688\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2688"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2688"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2688"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}