{"id":2717,"date":"2009-04-08T13:15:25","date_gmt":"2009-04-08T13:15:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=2717"},"modified":"2009-04-08T13:15:25","modified_gmt":"2009-04-08T13:15:25","slug":"50_things_nobod","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/50_things_nobod\/","title":{"rendered":"50 things nobody ever asks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>1. What color is your toothbrush?<\/b><br \/>\nwhite and&#8230; pink?  it&#8217;ll be different tomorrow.  the hygienist will give me a new one when i see her this afternoon.<br \/>\n<b>2. Name one person who made you smile today.<\/b><br \/>\ni don&#8217;t think anyone made me smile.  i probably smiled just because.<br \/>\n<b>3. What were you doing at 8:00am today?<\/b><br \/>\nworking.  well, at work.<br \/>\n<b>4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago?<\/b><br \/>\neating lunch &#038; reading a book.<br \/>\n<b>5. What is your favorite candy bar?<\/b><br \/>\nkit kat.<br \/>\n<b>6. Have you ever been to a strip club?<\/b><br \/>\nnay, but i keep trying to get people to go with me.<br \/>\n<b>7. What is the last thing you said aloud?<\/b><br \/>\n&#8220;I&#8217;m leaving early.&#8221;<br \/>\n<b>8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?<\/b><br \/>\ni like ice cream with stuff in it:  mint chip, rocky road, heavenly hash, etc.  as long as there&#8217;s no peanut butter, any ice cream is good.<br \/>\n<b>9. What was the last thing you had to drink?<\/b><br \/>\nwater from my sheep bottle.<br \/>\n<b>10. Do you like your wallet?<\/b><br \/>\ni love my wallet. it&#8217;s purty.<br \/>\n<b>11. What was the last thing you ate?<\/b><br \/>\na not-quite-ripe royal gala apple.  it&#8217;s making my tummy feel weird.<br \/>\n<b>12. Have you bought any new clothing items this week?<\/b><br \/>\nno, but i did this month, which is pretty momentous for me.<br \/>\n<b>13. The last sporting event you watched?<\/b><br \/>\na bit of the hockey game on the weekend.  on tv, not in person.<br \/>\n<b>14. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?<\/b><br \/>\npopcorn with butter and salt.  anything else on popcorn is blasphemy.<br \/>\n<b>15. Who is the last person you sent a text message to?<\/b><br \/>\ntwitter, but it ate it.<br \/>\n<b>16. Ever go camping?<\/b><br \/>\nuh, no.<br \/>\n<b>17. Do you take vitamins daily?<\/b><br \/>\ni only ever remember when i&#8217;m at work, so 5 out of 7 days.<br \/>\n<b>18. Do you go to church every Sunday?<\/b><br \/>\nno.<br \/>\n<b>19. Do you have a tan?<\/b><br \/>\nby the end of september i usually have a fairly respectable trucker tan &#8212; that&#8217;s the top of my left forearm and the left side of my face.<br \/>\n<b>20. Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?<\/b><br \/>\nthat&#8217;s tough.  they&#8217;re both infinitely variable and delectible, but i think i crave pizza more than chinese food.<br \/>\n<b>21. Do you drink your soda with a straw?<\/b><br \/>\nonly if a restaurant puts a straw in it.<br \/>\n<b>22. What did your last text message say?<\/b><br \/>\ni don&#8217;t remember and i&#8217;m too lazy to get up and check my phone. sorry.<br \/>\n<b>23. What are you doing tomorrow?<\/b><br \/>\ngoing to work FOR THE LAST DAY BEFORE MY VACATION!!!<br \/>\n<b>24. What sounds are you listening to now?<\/b><br \/>\nmy boss talking on the phone, someone walking down the hall upstairs and the whirr of the HVAC system.<br \/>\n<b>25. Look to your left, what do you see?<\/b><br \/>\nmy bulletin board, some miscellaneous filing and my sheep bottle.<br \/>\n<b>26. What color is your watch?<\/b><br \/>\ni don&#8217;t wear a watch.<br \/>\n<b>27. What do you think of when you hear Australia?<\/b><br \/>\nAdrian.<br \/>\n<b>28. What is your birthstone?<\/b><br \/>\nRuby.<br \/>\n<b>29 Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?<\/b><br \/>\ndrive through.<br \/>\n<b>31. Who&#8217;s the last person you talked to on the phone?<\/b><br \/>\na co-worker.<br \/>\n<b>32. Any plans today?<\/b><br \/>\nwork for another hour or so then go to get my teeth cleaned, maybe go to the clinic and then, hopefully, finally do the dishes before i land on the couch watching tv and trying, again, to knit something.<br \/>\n<b>33. How many states have you lived in?<\/b><br \/>\nnone; but, i&#8217;ve lived in one province.<br \/>\n<b>34. Biggest annoyance right now?<\/b><br \/>\nbeing cash poor right before vacation.<br \/>\n<b>35. Last song listened to?<\/b><br \/>\noh god&#8230; no idea.  whatever is on the cd which is in the car stereo right now.<br \/>\n<b>36. Can you say the alphabet backwards?<\/b><br \/>\nyes, but you can&#8217;t make me.<br \/>\n<b>37. Do you have a maid service clean your house?<\/b><br \/>\nHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  you&#8217;re funny.<br \/>\n<b>38. Favorite pair of shoes you like to wear all the time?<\/b><br \/>\nNike Air Zoom Vomero+ 3.  they&#8217;re like walking on little trampolines.  i wish i could wear cuter shoes, but every time i try, i suffer for a week with foot pain.<br \/>\n<b>39. Are you jealous of anyone?<\/b><br \/>\nno one specific, but in general i&#8217;m somewhat jealous of people who have less debt and more income than i do just because of the freedom they have which i don&#8217;t. yet.<br \/>\n<b>40. Is anyone jealous of you?<\/b><br \/>\ni seriously doubt it.<br \/>\n<b>41. Do you love anyone?<\/b><br \/>\nyes.<br \/>\n<b>42. Do any of your friends have children?<\/b><br \/>\nnot many of them. i seem to know a lot of DINKs. =)<br \/>\n<b>43. What do you usually do during the day?<\/b><br \/>\ngo to work.  wtf kind of question is that?<br \/>\n<b>44. Do you hate anyone that you know right now?<\/b><br \/>\nhate?  no.  i&#8217;m usually unimpressed with a few at any given time.<br \/>\n<b>45. Do you use the word &#8216;hello&#8217; daily?<\/b><br \/>\nhello!<br \/>\n<b>46. What color is your car?<\/b><br \/>\nwhite.<br \/>\n<b>47. Do you like cats?<\/b><br \/>\nPURR!<br \/>\n<b>48. Are you thinking about someone right now?<\/b><br \/>\ni&#8217;m thinking of Heather because she&#8217;s the reason i&#8217;m answering this thing.<br \/>\n<b>49. Have you ever been to Six Flags?<\/b><br \/>\nnope.  i think i had the chance in Chicago, but i ate deep dish pizza instead.<br \/>\n<b>50. How did you get your worst scar?<\/b><br \/>\nhm.  i don&#8217;t think any of my scars could be considered &#8220;worst&#8221;.  i expect the upcoming surgery scars will win that honour.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. What color is your toothbrush? white and&#8230; pink? it&#8217;ll be different tomorrow. the hygienist will give me a new one when i see her this afternoon. 2. Name one person who made you smile today. i don&#8217;t think anyone made me smile. i probably smiled just because. 3. 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