{"id":2723,"date":"2009-05-21T22:15:35","date_gmt":"2009-05-21T22:15:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=2723"},"modified":"2009-05-21T22:15:35","modified_gmt":"2009-05-21T22:15:35","slug":"oh_hi_1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/oh_hi_1\/","title":{"rendered":"oh, hi."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>yeah, stuff.   actually, lots of word-worthy stuff has happened; but, by the time i get somewhere i can write about it, i&#8230; just don&#8217;t want to anymore.   sorry.<br \/>\nthe really sad part is that, according to statcounter.com, i get pretty much exactly the same number of visitors whether i post or not.  seriously.  how sad is that?  it really doesn&#8217;t inspire me to write all that much, if i&#8217;m honest.<br \/>\nbtw, is it weird that my most annoying neighbours don&#8217;t even live in the same building as me?  hell, i don&#8217;t even know which building bongo-neighbour lives in.  that&#8217;s probably a good thing because if i did, i might be tempted to do something&#8230; un-neighbourly.<br \/>\ni&#8217;m obsessed with getting a cat.  but, first, i need to get screens for the sliding glass door  and windows.  the last thing i want is my shiny new cat to fall out of my apartment.  hell, i want one so bad, i&#8217;m even starting to think i&#8217;m willing to risk the red leather couch by adopting one which hasn&#8217;t been de-clawed!  i know!  who am i and what has happened to the real heather?<br \/>\noh, there&#8217;s a SuperAwesomeProject in the works, but i&#8217;m not talking about it until it&#8217;s borne some fruit.  don&#8217;t worry, i&#8217;m documenting everything so that when i unveil it, you&#8217;ll get the whole story.  yes, i&#8217;m awesome.  you&#8217;re welcome.<br \/>\nanyway, i&#8217;m really just procrastinating going to bed.  i have to start work earlier than usual tomorrow, which means, of course, i&#8217;m totally not tired when i should be.  at least the weekend is imminent and there&#8217;s a massage booked for saturday morning.  ahh, massage.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>yeah, stuff. actually, lots of word-worthy stuff has happened; but, by the time i get somewhere i can write about it, i&#8230; just don&#8217;t want to anymore. sorry. the really sad part is that, according to statcounter.com, i get pretty much exactly the same number of visitors whether i post or not. seriously. how sad <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/oh_hi_1\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2723","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-self-indulgence","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2723","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2723"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2723\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2723"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2723"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2723"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}