{"id":273,"date":"2001-05-02T07:29:00","date_gmt":"2001-05-02T07:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=273"},"modified":"2001-05-02T07:29:00","modified_gmt":"2001-05-02T07:29:00","slug":"uterus_for_sale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/uterus_for_sale\/","title":{"rendered":"uterus for sale"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i&#8217;m crampy and my hair looks like a frizzy mess and i&#8217;m blotchy and it&#8217;s only wednesday and someone&#8217;s wearing really skanky perfume and the only good thing is that it&#8217;s hamburger day so i didn&#8217;t have to make a lunch.  grr.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i&#8217;m crampy and my hair looks like a frizzy mess and i&#8217;m blotchy and it&#8217;s only wednesday and someone&#8217;s wearing really skanky perfume and the only good thing is that it&#8217;s hamburger day so i didn&#8217;t have to make a lunch. grr.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-273","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/273","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=273"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/273\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=273"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=273"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=273"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}