{"id":2841,"date":"2012-12-20T14:00:07","date_gmt":"2012-12-20T14:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=2841"},"modified":"2013-07-04T21:01:52","modified_gmt":"2013-07-05T04:01:52","slug":"im_confused_abo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/im_confused_abo\/","title":{"rendered":"i&#8217;m confused about the end of the world."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>do i wake up to fire and brimstone tomorrow? frog-rain and gyllenhaals trying to save the planet? or, do i get a whole december 21st to do with as i please? or! is there a set time for everything to go to apocalypse? 3:38pm mayan time, perhaps?<\/p>\n<p>i&#8217;m not trying to be all glib; i just want to know if i&#8217;ll have enough time to get a few things done before it all goes kaboom, you know?<\/p>\n<p>truth be told, i&#8217;m hoping i get a full friday. i&#8217;ll go to work, come home, snuggle cats, laugh with my mom, watch Fringe, go to bed and then just cease to exist.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>do i wake up to fire and brimstone tomorrow? frog-rain and gyllenhaals trying to save the planet? or, do i get a whole december 21st to do with as i please? or! is there a set time for everything to go to apocalypse? 3:38pm mayan time, perhaps? i&#8217;m not trying to be all glib; i <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/im_confused_abo\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2841","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-self-indulgence","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2841","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2841"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2841\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2858,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2841\/revisions\/2858"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2841"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2841"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2841"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}