{"id":2907,"date":"2013-08-26T10:43:24","date_gmt":"2013-08-26T17:43:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/?p=2907"},"modified":"2013-08-26T10:43:24","modified_gmt":"2013-08-26T17:43:24","slug":"all-the-bad-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/all-the-bad-things\/","title":{"rendered":"all the bad things"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i&#8217;m bored and tired and grumpy and emotional. \u00a0i have a blog to whine about all those things, right?<\/p>\n<p>i&#8217;m tired of people asking me how my weekend was. or my last night. or my vacation. because, you know what? \u00a0they were dull. and boring. and uneventful because i don&#8217;t do anything or go anywhere because i&#8217;m either tired, sore or broke 99% of the time.<\/p>\n<p>i woke up at 2:16 a.m. in an emotional tizzy, complete with elevated heart rate and rapid breathing, because of my stupid dreams which were filled with hope and excitement and fear and terror and things i both want to do so very badly but can&#8217;t and things i don&#8217;t think i&#8217;ll ever be able to do because i&#8217;m either tired, sore or broke 99% of the time.<\/p>\n<p>sunburn. on the back of my neck. where my &#8220;feeling ugly&#8221; shirt collar is rubbing against it. \u00a0awesome.<\/p>\n<p>yeah, i have a shirt i pretty much only wear when i feel bad about myself. \u00a0if you see red plaid, you know i&#8217;m extra delicate that day.<\/p>\n<p>if someone says they&#8217;re in a bad mood or not good or some other un-positive response to your &#8220;GOOD MORNING! HOW ARE YOU?!&#8221;, \u00a0don&#8217;t fucking ask why. just say something like &#8220;oh, that&#8217;s too bad&#8221; or &#8220;if you want to talk about it, i&#8217;m here&#8221; or &#8220;would you like me to leave you alone?&#8221;. the last thing a cranky and\/or emotional person wants to do is freaking explain why they&#8217;re cranky and\/or emotional, goddammit.<\/p>\n<p>grr.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i&#8217;m bored and tired and grumpy and emotional. \u00a0i have a blog to whine about all those things, right? i&#8217;m tired of people asking me how my weekend was. or my last night. or my vacation. because, you know what? \u00a0they were dull. and boring. and uneventful because i don&#8217;t do anything or go anywhere <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/all-the-bad-things\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2907","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-self-indulgence","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2907","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2907"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2907\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2908,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2907\/revisions\/2908"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2907"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2907"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2907"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}