{"id":2923,"date":"2013-11-04T16:28:45","date_gmt":"2013-11-04T23:28:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/?p=2923"},"modified":"2013-11-04T16:28:45","modified_gmt":"2013-11-04T23:28:45","slug":"wont-you-be-my-neighbour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wont-you-be-my-neighbour\/","title":{"rendered":"won&#8217;t you be my neighbour?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i&#8217;m kind of turning into Mr. Rogers here at work.<\/p>\n<p>i come in. i take off my jacket and shoes. i put on a sweater and a different pair of shoes. i teach children how to handle dangerous chemicals. i play with puppets.* i take off my sweater and shoes . i put on my jacket and a different pair of shoes. i go home.<\/p>\n<p>in other news, you really want to be my neighbour these days. \u00a0we got new double-pane windows installed in our building last week. \u00a0the only unfortunate part of the whole thing is the privacy film i had on the dining room windows didn&#8217;t fit the new ones, so until i replace it, my neighbours have a glorious view of me in all my pantsless tv watching in the evening.<\/p>\n<p>i&#8217;m totally their equivalent to the <a href=\"http:\/\/friends.wikia.com\/wiki\/Ugly_Naked_Guy\">Friends&#8217; ugly naked guy<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>* i wish i got to play with puppets.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i&#8217;m kind of turning into Mr. Rogers here at work. i come in. i take off my jacket and shoes. i put on a sweater and a different pair of shoes. i teach children how to handle dangerous chemicals. i play with puppets.* i take off my sweater and shoes . i put on my <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wont-you-be-my-neighbour\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2923","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2923","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2923"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2923\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2924,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2923\/revisions\/2924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2923"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2923"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2923"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}