i’m going to the doctor. i woke up at midnight last night and i could barely swallow and when i did, it hurt like hades. from that point on i was consumed with visions of the emergency ward, who i would phone, suffocating in my sleep as my throat swelled shut. i didn’t sleep more than half an hour at a stretch. each time i opened my eyes, i’d beg for it to be nine a.m. and the doctor’s office to be open.
\nat least i won’t be bored at work today. ah, the irony.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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