{"id":316,"date":"2001-05-23T08:13:00","date_gmt":"2001-05-23T08:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=316"},"modified":"2001-05-23T08:13:00","modified_gmt":"2001-05-23T08:13:00","slug":"i_gotta_pee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/i_gotta_pee\/","title":{"rendered":"i gotta pee."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i have a habit of half-consciously rating places based solely on their bathrooms.  points are scored for decor, cleanliness, odour (preferrably, a lack thereof), stalls, taps, toilets, hand dryers vs paper towels and, most importantly, toilet paper.<br \/>\nso far, the most enjoyable washroom experience i&#8217;ve encountered was in chicago&#8217;s o&#8217;hare airport.  ten-foot brushed steel stalls whose walls reached to within an inch of the tiled floor (eliminating peekers or small children crawling under &#8212; as once happened to me in a chinese restaurant).  two-ply toilet tissue (the true measure of quality) on a roll which dispensed with generous ease.  automated plastic seat-covers which refreshed themselves in concert with the motion sensor flush.  i think that airport ruined me for all but the most decadent lavatories constructed.<br \/>\nthen there is whole subject of bidets, which i will save for a later time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i have a habit of half-consciously rating places based solely on their bathrooms. points are scored for decor, cleanliness, odour (preferrably, a lack thereof), stalls, taps, toilets, hand dryers vs paper towels and, most importantly, toilet paper. so far, the most enjoyable washroom experience i&#8217;ve encountered was in chicago&#8217;s o&#8217;hare airport. ten-foot brushed steel stalls <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/i_gotta_pee\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-316","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/316","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=316"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/316\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=316"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=316"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=316"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}