ode to my fat pants<\/B>
\nthe fabric, it is plentiful.
\nthe seat, my ass does not fill full.
\nthe cuffs, they drag.
\nand they should be a rag.
\nbut, i love these fat pants of mine.
\nwhen i wear them i feel thin,
\nespecially when i suck it all in.
\nthe people at work see the gape,
\nand ask “hey, have you lost weight?”
\ni do so love these fat pants of mine.
\ni can move here and there,
\nand not gasp for more air.
\nmarked with an “F” on the tag
\nso i know which pants sag.
\nyes, yes! i love these fat pants of mine!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
ode to my fat pants the fabric, it is plentiful. the seat, my ass does not fill full. the cuffs, they drag. and they should be a rag. but, i love these fat pants of mine. when i wear them i feel thin, especially when i suck it all in. the people at work see …<\/span> Read More →<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}