{"id":356,"date":"2001-06-08T09:11:00","date_gmt":"2001-06-08T09:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=356"},"modified":"2001-06-08T09:11:00","modified_gmt":"2001-06-08T09:11:00","slug":"take_off_your_p","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/take_off_your_p\/","title":{"rendered":"take off your pants and jacket"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i think that is one of the smartest album titles i&#8217;ve heard in a long time. go blink, baby.<br \/>\nspeaking of music, i watched the last half of the mtv movie awards last night.  i couldn&#8217;t help but think that all awards shows should be so irreverent yet scripted.  i want a pit of screaming fans and an presenter who pees his pants at the oscars.  i want tom cruise to embarrass himself by saying &#8220;thank you&#8221; 53 times, but nothing else, at the golden globes.  the best part of the show?  the award, itself.  i don&#8217;t want some stylized naked guy or artsy globe.  gimme a bucket of golden popcorn, dammit!  besides that, i liked that you could tell the people were having a good time.  i like to see people having a good time.<br \/>\nso, yeah. in my completely ignorant opinion, henceforth all awards shows shall be styled after the mtv awards.  it has been decreed. you may take your leave of me now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i think that is one of the smartest album titles i&#8217;ve heard in a long time. go blink, baby. speaking of music, i watched the last half of the mtv movie awards last night. i couldn&#8217;t help but think that all awards shows should be so irreverent yet scripted. i want a pit of screaming <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/take_off_your_p\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-356","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/356","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=356"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/356\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=356"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=356"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=356"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}