{"id":359,"date":"2001-06-12T08:06:00","date_gmt":"2001-06-12T08:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=359"},"modified":"2001-06-12T08:06:00","modified_gmt":"2001-06-12T08:06:00","slug":"i_have_not_brou","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/i_have_not_brou\/","title":{"rendered":"i have not brought my specs with me, yet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i left work an hour early yesterday to go pick out my glasses. i got &#8217;em! well, i picked out my frames and paid my deposit and, hopefully, i&#8217;ll have them in my hot little hands by the end of the week. yay!<br \/>\ni was standing there, trying on different frames, for an hour. i think i&#8217;d found <b>the<\/b> pair, and then i&#8217;d try on a different set and be absolutely sure i&#8217;d not find anything better. this went on and on and on.  finally, the technician\/saleswoman pointed out a pair she thought would look good and bingo! i&#8217;d found my specs.  they&#8217;re nothing at all like i thought i wanted, but they&#8217;re cute and funky, which is pretty much what i was going for.<br \/>\ni asked what my prescription was and when she told me i felt kind of dumb for spending so much money on a pair of glasses i could have bought just as easily at the pharmacy.  oh well.  i couldn&#8217;t have gotten my super-spiffy frames at walmart!  when i start to think about the waste of money, i&#8217;ll just remind myself that i get most of it back from the insurance company.  she also told me i have a slight astigmatism in my left eye.  i&#8217;m not sure what that is, so i&#8217;m going to go look it up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i left work an hour early yesterday to go pick out my glasses. i got &#8217;em! well, i picked out my frames and paid my deposit and, hopefully, i&#8217;ll have them in my hot little hands by the end of the week. yay! i was standing there, trying on different frames, for an hour. i <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/i_have_not_brou\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-359","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/359","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=359"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/359\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=359"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=359"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=359"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}