{"id":361,"date":"2001-06-11T10:51:00","date_gmt":"2001-06-11T10:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=361"},"modified":"2001-06-11T10:51:00","modified_gmt":"2001-06-11T10:51:00","slug":"what_happens_wh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/what_happens_wh\/","title":{"rendered":"what happens when you retire"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>arriving home in the wee hours of saturday night\/sunday morning i found the other tenants of my building had parked haphazardly along the street leaving me no option but to park on the other half of the block where i have never parked before.  i didn&#8217;t think much of it until i went to go grocery shopping and was waylaid by the neigbour i will heretofore refer to as &#8220;scary talking man&#8221;.<br \/>\nit was a drizzly afternoon and i was hoping to get done my shopping really quickly before i went to meet my dad for dinner. i should have known things wouldn&#8217;t go as planned when i got accosted by scary talking man as i went to my car.  he went on about how my landlords, being german, had tried to take over the neighbourhood and he, as the son of ukranian immigrants, wouldn&#8217;t stand for that.  i apologized for parking in his sphere. he quickly assured me i wasn&#8217;t my fault, they were for not providing sufficient parking.<br \/>\ni was out there, standing in the drizzle for a little over half an hour.  his daughter has the same kind of car as mine, but a few years older. he&#8217;s offered me a set of snow tires if want them. he&#8217;s a retired ear, nose &#038; throat specialist. the minister&#8217;s son who lives in the neighbourhood used to break into cars. he&#8217;s had a car stolen from his driveway. his children went to the &#8220;bad&#8221; highschool.  he really hates my landlords.  i didn&#8217;t have the heart to tell him they&#8217;re selling.<br \/>\nsweet old guy, but still a scary talking man.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>arriving home in the wee hours of saturday night\/sunday morning i found the other tenants of my building had parked haphazardly along the street leaving me no option but to park on the other half of the block where i have never parked before. i didn&#8217;t think much of it until i went to go <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/what_happens_wh\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-361","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/361","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=361"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/361\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=361"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=361"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=361"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}