as i was sitting here in my corner at work, drinking my first cup of nasty office coffee and doing my morning blog-reading, i suddenly realized that i hadn’t checked my lottery ticket from last night. i typed in the url for the bc lottery commission and rummaged around in my bag for my lucky ticket thinking “maybe i’m a millionaire! maybe i’ll be able to go into gary’s office, say ‘thanks for the four years, it’s been a slice’ and then go home. maybe this is the day that all my numbers came up!”
\ni didn’t get one fucking number. no wonder they call it the “stupid tax”.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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