upon opening my blinds this morning, i was struck dumb with a sight i never thought to behold. a man’s face was staring at me. twenty feet above the ground, a man was staring at me.
\nhe was on a ladder. the ladder was outside my window. the man was climbing up. climbing up to repair the eaves.
\ni stared at the man. the man stared at me.
\ni blushed. he smiled.
\ni dropped the blinds. he fell to the ground.
\nthe ambulance attendant asked him why he fell. he replied, in a reverant tone, “i saw an angel and was struck down. mortals aren’t meant to glimpse the beauty of heaven.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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