{"id":394,"date":"2001-06-25T23:28:00","date_gmt":"2001-06-25T23:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=394"},"modified":"2001-06-25T23:28:00","modified_gmt":"2001-06-25T23:28:00","slug":"shopping_is_bad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/shopping_is_bad\/","title":{"rendered":"shopping is bad."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i bought an artichoke today. lately, i&#8217;ve been obsessed with the idea of trying an artichoke.  i don&#8217;t even know how to cook an artichoke.  although, i did buy some garlic butter.  somewhere i heard you need garlic butter with artichokes.  it&#8217;s rather pretty.  maybe i&#8217;ll just shellac it and use it as some funky paperweight\/objet du art.  ARTichoke. get it?<br \/>\ni really wish i could laugh at that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i bought an artichoke today. lately, i&#8217;ve been obsessed with the idea of trying an artichoke. i don&#8217;t even know how to cook an artichoke. although, i did buy some garlic butter. somewhere i heard you need garlic butter with artichokes. it&#8217;s rather pretty. maybe i&#8217;ll just shellac it and use it as some funky <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/shopping_is_bad\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-394","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/394","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=394"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/394\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=394"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=394"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=394"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}