{"id":400,"date":"2001-07-04T09:40:00","date_gmt":"2001-07-04T09:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=400"},"modified":"2001-07-04T09:40:00","modified_gmt":"2001-07-04T09:40:00","slug":"back_to_the_gri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/back_to_the_gri\/","title":{"rendered":"back to the grind"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i&#8217;m sitting here at work, drinking coffee out of my albino giraffe mug, breathing in the paint fumes, realizing i haven&#8217;t had breakfast and i&#8217;ll probably get hungry soon, and contemplating whether or not my bladder is full enough to warrant the long walk down the hall to empty it.<br \/>\nwhen i arrived, there was an envelope sitting on my keyboard.  as it had my name written on it, i opened it.  inside was the most beautiful birthday card from my dad.  it was so heartfelt and mushy that i started to get teary standing there reading it.  when i found him shortly thereafter, i hugged him and told him he wasn&#8217;t supposed to make me cry first thing in the morning.  he&#8217;s getting soft in his old age.  i don&#8217;t mind one bit.<br \/>\nmarie is taking me out for lunch today. hopefully early; i&#8217;m going to be starved.  dad&#8217;s taking me out for dinner tonight.  i&#8217;m going for lunch with debbie tomorrow.  getting older = free food.<br \/>\nby the way, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dead-man.org\">scott<\/a> said my glasses were &#8220;*mighty* swank&#8221;.  yeah, baby.  swank.  i like that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i&#8217;m sitting here at work, drinking coffee out of my albino giraffe mug, breathing in the paint fumes, realizing i haven&#8217;t had breakfast and i&#8217;ll probably get hungry soon, and contemplating whether or not my bladder is full enough to warrant the long walk down the hall to empty it. when i arrived, there was <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/back_to_the_gri\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-400","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/400","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=400"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/400\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=400"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=400"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=400"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}