{"id":408,"date":"2001-07-04T16:51:00","date_gmt":"2001-07-04T16:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=408"},"modified":"2001-07-04T16:51:00","modified_gmt":"2001-07-04T16:51:00","slug":"stop_buying_me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/stop_buying_me\/","title":{"rendered":"STOP BUYING ME STUFF!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

holy shit, people!
\nokay, let’s tally up my birthday haul so far:
\n– before sunrise<\/i> from the myster giver
\n– conversational japanese in 7 days<\/i> from kaydee<\/a>
\n– the vagina monologues<\/i> from chaos<\/a>
\n– the melancholy death of oyster boy & other stories<\/i> from tyler
\ntoday, i received:
\n– another copy of the melancholy death of oyster boy<\/i> from paige<\/a>
\n– a box full of thinkgeek<\/a> goodies including: a book, herbal energy mints, a foo sticker, an “i read your e-mail” sticker and the office voodoo kit — but, i don’t know who these were from, as there was no note in or on the box. i’m going to guess it was the ¨bersweet goddess<\/a>, because it was shipped to “heater”.
\nwow. that’s all i can say. wow. oh, and thank you so very, very much.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

holy shit, people! okay, let’s tally up my birthday haul so far: – before sunrise from the myster giver – conversational japanese in 7 days from kaydee – the vagina monologues from chaos – the melancholy death of oyster boy & other stories from tyler today, i received: – another copy of the melancholy death …<\/span> Read More →<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-408","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/408","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=408"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/408\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=408"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=408"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=408"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}