i want to take pictures of bathroom stalls. more specifically, people’s feet while they’re using bathroom stalls. without them knowing i’m doing it. when i get my camera, i’m going to become a bathroom phototgraphy freak. i will get caught crouching on bathroom floors taking pictures of people while they’re doing their business. i will get chased out of public washrooms. i will get threatened with violence. i will pick up diseases from getting so close to unsanitary floor surfaces. i will have a collection of photographs of people’s feet while they’re going pee or poo or changing their tampon or masturbating or having sex. i will be famous and regarded as the best bathroom photographer in the world!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
i want to take pictures of bathroom stalls. more specifically, people’s feet while they’re using bathroom stalls. without them knowing i’m doing it. when i get my camera, i’m going to become a bathroom phototgraphy freak. i will get caught crouching on bathroom floors taking pictures of people while they’re doing their business. i will …<\/span> Read More →<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-426","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/426","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=426"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/426\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=426"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=426"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=426"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}