{"id":449,"date":"2001-07-24T09:40:00","date_gmt":"2001-07-24T09:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=449"},"modified":"2001-07-24T09:40:00","modified_gmt":"2001-07-24T09:40:00","slug":"fucking_tuesday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/fucking_tuesday\/","title":{"rendered":"fucking tuesday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i honestly thought today was wednesday.  i suppose it was wishful thinking.  although, considering how slow the day is progressing so far, i should have known it was tuesday.  tuesdays always drag.<br \/>\ni brought in the rest of the marble cake i bought saturday for my lovely co-workers.  they&#8217;re lucky i&#8217;m so nice to them.  actually, they don&#8217;t realize the only reason i bring this stuff in is so that i don&#8217;t eat it while it&#8217;s in my house.  shh.  don&#8217;t tell them.  i want them to think i&#8217;m a kind, generous person.  we&#8217;ll keep the truth between you and me.<br \/>\ni have to think up some interesting stuff to talk about while i&#8217;m guest-blogging for <A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.smackeral.com\">andrea<\/A> next week.  i&#8217;m sure my day&#8217;s posts will be filled with giddy &#8220;i just got high-speed access and i&#8217;m hyper&#8221; babble, seeing as it will be my first day with the cable modem (if they actually install it monday, as they&#8217;re supposed to).  then again, that&#8217;s a tuesday&#8230;  i&#8217;m usually sarcastic and mean on tuesdays.  maybe she should have given me wednesday, instead.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i honestly thought today was wednesday. i suppose it was wishful thinking. although, considering how slow the day is progressing so far, i should have known it was tuesday. tuesdays always drag. i brought in the rest of the marble cake i bought saturday for my lovely co-workers. they&#8217;re lucky i&#8217;m so nice to them. <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/fucking_tuesday\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-449","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/449","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=449"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/449\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=449"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=449"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=449"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}