{"id":453,"date":"2001-07-26T10:44:00","date_gmt":"2001-07-26T10:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=453"},"modified":"2001-07-26T10:44:00","modified_gmt":"2001-07-26T10:44:00","slug":"okay_calm_down","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/okay_calm_down\/","title":{"rendered":"okay. calm down. i can handle this."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>my new objective is to ignore the existance of cute electrician boy.  i will no longer imagine his beautiful eyes or bright smile while i work.  i will not pre-enact scenarios in which we have a meaningful conversation and he falls madly in love with me, pursuing me with harlequin romance determination.  i will not go downstairs in a vain attempt to &#8220;run into him&#8221; just to get a breathtaking view of his brawny frame.<br \/>\ni can do this.  yup.  starting n&#8230;  in five minutes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>my new objective is to ignore the existance of cute electrician boy. i will no longer imagine his beautiful eyes or bright smile while i work. i will not pre-enact scenarios in which we have a meaningful conversation and he falls madly in love with me, pursuing me with harlequin romance determination. i will not <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/okay_calm_down\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-453","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/453","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=453"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/453\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=453"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=453"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=453"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}