{"id":465,"date":"2001-07-26T12:52:00","date_gmt":"2001-07-26T12:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=465"},"modified":"2001-07-26T12:52:00","modified_gmt":"2001-07-26T12:52:00","slug":"fetch_a_doctor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/fetch_a_doctor\/","title":{"rendered":"fetch a doctor!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i was sitting here at work, plugging away, slowly working my way through the mountain i call an in-tray, when i suddenly smelled toast. burning toast.  i immediately thought i was going to have a <A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.chumd.com\/Research\/Disease\/01-DEC-2000\/106068_en.html\">seizure<\/A>:<br \/>\n<I>&#8220;I soon realized that a bizarre sensory phenomenon I had experienced off and on all my life was actually something called a &#8220;simple partial seizure.&#8221; During these seizures, some people see flashes of light, or smell specific things, like burning toast.&#8221;<\/I><br \/>\nthen i realized it was just someone making their lunch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i was sitting here at work, plugging away, slowly working my way through the mountain i call an in-tray, when i suddenly smelled toast. burning toast. i immediately thought i was going to have a seizure: &#8220;I soon realized that a bizarre sensory phenomenon I had experienced off and on all my life was actually <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/fetch_a_doctor\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-465","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/465","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=465"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/465\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=465"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=465"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=465"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}