{"id":479,"date":"2001-08-09T09:06:00","date_gmt":"2001-08-09T09:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=479"},"modified":"2001-08-09T09:06:00","modified_gmt":"2001-08-09T09:06:00","slug":"boil_boil_toil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/boil_boil_toil\/","title":{"rendered":"boil, boil, toil and trouble"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>just when i thought i&#8217;d come to terms with my recently revived celibacy, made peace with my lack of nookie, as it were; i go and have this over-the-top sex dream about <A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.cbs.com\/primetime\/bigbrother2\/houseguests\/bios\/mike.shtml\">mike<\/A> from big brother 2.  then i log in this morning and read about <A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.cleverlittleminx.com\/2001_08_05_archive.php3#4989949\">paige&#8217;s urges<\/A> and <A HREF=\"http:\/\/adult.backwash.com\/content.php?jouid=1155&#038;month=August&#038;year=2001\">how to please jodi<\/A>&#8230; i&#8217;ve now turned into a bubbling cauldron of sexual frustration.<br \/>\nsomeone stir me. quick.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>just when i thought i&#8217;d come to terms with my recently revived celibacy, made peace with my lack of nookie, as it were; i go and have this over-the-top sex dream about mike from big brother 2. then i log in this morning and read about paige&#8217;s urges and how to please jodi&#8230; i&#8217;ve now <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/boil_boil_toil\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-479","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/479","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=479"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/479\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=479"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=479"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=479"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}