{"id":486,"date":"2001-08-07T21:53:00","date_gmt":"2001-08-07T21:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=486"},"modified":"2001-08-07T21:53:00","modified_gmt":"2001-08-07T21:53:00","slug":"lightbulb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/lightbulb\/","title":{"rendered":"*lightbulb*"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i&#8217;ve figured out why they (&#8220;they&#8221; being any such organisation) insist on playing the most annoying, kenny g-ish muzak while you&#8217;re on hold.<br \/>\nit does one of two things:  1) it numbs your brain, causing you to be more placid when voicing complaints; or, 2) it is so distasteful and painful to your ears and soul you are forced to hang up in defeat without ever having spoken your piece.<br \/>\nthose fuckers are smart.  but i&#8217;m tougher.  rawr!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i&#8217;ve figured out why they (&#8220;they&#8221; being any such organisation) insist on playing the most annoying, kenny g-ish muzak while you&#8217;re on hold. it does one of two things: 1) it numbs your brain, causing you to be more placid when voicing complaints; or, 2) it is so distasteful and painful to your ears and <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/lightbulb\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-486","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/486","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=486"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/486\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=486"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=486"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=486"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}