i’d just like to take a moment to express just how much i hate those little, skinny women in the office. you know the ones i mean. the little, skinny women who wear sweaters all year long because they are always cold.
\nsally: “i’m so cold!”
\nsusan: “me too. someone turn up the heat”
\nclarissa: “please don’t, i’m just comfortable.”
\nsally: “but i’m so cold!”
\nclarissa: “you can put on a sweater if you’re cold. i can’t take off my shirt if i’m too hot.”
\nsusan: “we’ll just turn it up a little bit.”
\nsally: “yes, it’s so cold!”
\nclarissa: “*sigh*”
\nalternately:
\nbetty: “ooh, it’s chilly outside!”
\ntina: “what’s the temperature?”
\nbetty: “i don’t know. 25?”
\ntina: “oh no! i didn’t bring a sweater!”
\nclarissa (thinking)<\/i>: “i’m going to kill them. kill them dead.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
i’d just like to take a moment to express just how much i hate those little, skinny women in the office. you know the ones i mean. the little, skinny women who wear sweaters all year long because they are always cold. sally: “i’m so cold!” susan: “me too. someone turn up the heat” clarissa: …<\/span> Read More →<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-497","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/497","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=497"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/497\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=497"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=497"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=497"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}